Oh boy, oh boy, where do I start?! This toy—half pumpkin, half skeleton—looked like the best thing ever when my human brought it home. Two spooky vibes in one! The orange side squeaks (or it used to…), and the black side was all soft and chewable. Perfect for a Halloween chomp session.

The first five minutes? Pure joy. I tossed it, shook it, paraded it around the living room like I’d just caught a ghost. Then… I got serious. That arm didn’t stand a chance. I nibbled. I chewed. I won.

Now the toy’s missing a bit of fluff, but honestly? That just means it’s loved. My human says it’s “a little creepy-looking now,” but I say it’s a trophy of bravery and excellent dental work.

Rating: 9/10 tail wags

Would chew again. Might even sleep with it tonight… unless it squeaks again at 3am.

Toy before (after not included as too spooky)